📱 Doomscrolling Is My Cardio

Who needs a workout when your thumb has already logged several miles through the news cycle? This “Doomscrolling Is My Cardio” Vinyl Sticker is for anyone who opens their phone for one quick update and somehow resurfaces 45 minutes and three existential crises later.

Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, Kindle, notebook—or wherever you’re definitely going to put your phone down any minute now. 😅✨

DETAILS
📱 “Doomscrolling Is My Cardio” design
😏 Funny + sarcastic political humor
📰 Perfect for news-cycle survivors & chronic scrollers
✨ Durable vinyl
💻 Perfect for laptops, water bottles, Kindles & notebooks
🎁 Great for news junkies, politically engaged friends & sarcastic sticker collectors

Screen time: concerning. Thumb endurance: elite. 📱🏆

Colors may vary slightly depending on screen settings. For longest wear on drinkware, hand washing is recommended.