🖤 Corporate Goth

Dead inside, but still on the calendar invite. This “Corporate Goth” Vinyl Sticker is for anyone balancing dark aesthetics with deadlines, spreadsheets and an inbox that somehow keeps getting worse.

Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, notebook—or anywhere your professional persona could use a little more existential dread. 🖤✨

DETAILS
🖤 “Corporate Goth” design
💻 Sarcastic + relatable workplace humor
✨ Durable vinyl
🦇 Perfect for laptops, water bottles & notebooks
🎁 Great for goth coworkers, office besties & sarcastic sticker collectors

Dressed for a funeral. Unfortunately, it’s just another meeting. 🖤💻

Colors may vary slightly depending on screen settings. For longest wear on drinkware, hand washing is recommended.