🚨 Breaking News Anxiety Disorder

Your screen says breaking news. Your nervous system says absolutely not. This “Breaking News Anxiety Disorder” Vinyl Sticker is for anyone whose doomscrolling habit has turned every notification into a tiny personal crisis.

Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, Kindle, notebook—or anywhere you’re definitely not refreshing the news again. 😅📱

DETAILS
🚨 “Breaking News Anxiety Disorder” design
📱 Funny + painfully relatable news-cycle humor
😏 Sarcastic political humor
✨ Durable vinyl
💻 Perfect for laptops, water bottles, Kindles & notebooks
🎁 Great for news junkies, doomscrollers & sarcastic sticker collectors

Breaking news: I have officially exceeded my daily crisis limit. 🚨✨

Colors may vary slightly depending on screen settings. For longest wear on drinkware, hand washing is recommended.